(Source: ominious-ominae)
baranoyami replied to your post: Well well, if it isn’t the useless one minute wash up. What brings you crawling out of the woodwork?
Work? You mean they finally got desperate enough to drag you out of your precious retirement? They’re really scrapping the bottom of the barrel these days.Haven’t you heard?
The best things in life are at the bottom.
That makes absolutely no sense.
This is going to be too easy.It makes perfect sense. Take a good bag of chips, for example, all of the flavor falls to the bottom of the bag, and when you get there….it’s like a flavor explosion!
No, what’s at the bottom is nothing but crumbled up reject pieces that no one wants to eat because they’re covered in disgusted grease. Are you saying you are the broken crumbled up reject that nobody wants? Because I would be inclined to agree.
Work? You mean they finally got desperate enough to drag you out of your precious retirement? They’re really scrapping the bottom of the barrel these days.Haven’t you heard?
The best things in life are at the bottom.
That makes absolutely no sense.
This is going to be too easy.
I come back to new followers.
Isn’t that nice? More people to engage in my little secret plan.
You have a secret plan? Doesn’t talking about it make it not a secret anymore?
(Source: wrathful-vigilante)
I probably should go to bed if I am to work tonight. Maybe these ears and tail of mine will be gone by the morning thanks to some wonderful and merciful anon.
-hint hint hint-
You can’t sell me if I escape Ben.
Oh, and you kinda just told all of Ouroboros, I’m your brother.
Was that a good idea?
I’ll make one of those memory thingamajingas that they use in Men in Black and use it on all of them.
You know I don’t really care that he’s your brother, right? Just means I can’t torment him anymore.
I’m selling my usagimimi of a brother.
Any bidders?
He looks like me, but his ears are beige, and his puffy tail matches the ears.
Did I mention his eyes are as green as an emerald?
He might act a little bit of a tsundere for a while, but don’t worry, he’ll stop kicking soon enough.
BENJAMIN! We already discussed this… you cannot sell me off!
I already have one bidder. She’s adorable and loves rabbits. -grins-
Oh, I might as well put an offer in. I mean, I know first hand what both of you can do.
Barnaby, why don’t you sell ol’ Benji here in retaliation?
-shrugs- Because I don’t want to sell Damaged goods. -smirks-
Besides, he promised to spend Valentine’s day with me. I don’t want to have to kill you for taking that away from me.
(Source: wrathful-vigilante)
Baby, you shouldn’t dish out what you can’t take yourself. Come on, we can pretend easy enough they’re not there. I didn’t really have much else planned today so…
It’s hard to ignore something that is hanging on the sides of my face, though. Fine… I need a hat… It’s cold out anyway.
Oh, you’re going out? -she smirks slightly- Changed your mind about not going to find him?
(Source: wrathful-vigilante)
